Oh Where?

Do I begin?

Dear K,
Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy BIRTHday, dear K----….
Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuu!  (Just pretend I can sing, okay?) 
LOL!  Seriously, you are the best friend ever and I hope your day rocked!  Thanks for being such an awesome person and for the incredible job you do as Sunday School teacher and for all our fun times of hanging out with (and without) our kids.  You amaze me with your patience and grit, not to mention your incredibly positive personality.  To borrow a phrase from the K-man, “You’re the BEST!” and I love you like the sister I never had.
Your friend,
Faith

Dear M-I-L,
Asheville was fun today.  I’m so glad you got the hillbilly cast off and got a real one on your broken wrist, and I’m also glad you don’t have to have surgery either.  I’m sure that I’m not as glad about that as you are.  I’m still laughing about the nurse laughing at the “cast” they put on you in WV… And here’s the picture you were afraid I was going to post on my blog.  Hehe!  LOVE YOU! 
Sincerely,
the D-I-L

Dear Letters,
So far I’ve had to erase three of you.  This is not coming as easily as I’d like tonight. 
Sincerely,
Letter Writer

Dear KC,
HEY…you are so….hmmm…g-rated blog….BRILLIANT!  And I LOVE that you let me take pictures of you yesterday.  Such a rare event that I couldn’t help snapping 50 within a matter of seconds.  So what if you wouldn’t crack a smile?  LOL!  See what I mean?  At least you looked slightly amused in a couple…hahaha.

   

And although I’m sure you probably will disagree (cuz you usually do when it comes to this sort of thing), that last one was my fav.  I love you!
LOVE,
Always.Faith

Dear Sewing Machine,
So glad you were able to lend me your helpful assistance once again.  Terribly sorry you’ve been relegated to the garage, but I’m sure you enjoyed your trip out of storage.  I don’t know that you enjoyed your time in my kitchen as much as I’ve enjoyed the re-styled skirts that came out of our time together, though.  Move over, Martha, I’m getting all domesticated!

Sincerely,
Feeling wonderful that I ruffled something besides KC’s feathers. 

Dear Fellow People,
Is it weird to see shapes and objects and animals in cloud formations?  Am I weird to enjoy looking?  No, don’t answer that. 

What’s this one?

Don’t know about you, but I see a fish!

 
How bout this one?

What?!?  You don’t see the elephant??!?

Okay.  I guess we’ve established that I’m weird.  Oh.  I think I already knew that.
Sincerely,
Weird Cloud Gazer

Dear Yard sale…
   I am happy because that giant Melissa and Doug train set that appeared to be brand new, and still had the instructions and papers, was only $30.  KC was happy about that, too.
   My kids are happy because we set it up for them on the coffee table in the living room. 
   They are also happy because it has lots more bells and whistles (hahah) than his last train set, which…um…went in a circle.  A single circle. 
   I was also happy because I looked it up online after I got home and the cheapest I found it there was $80…not including shipping. 
   It is so nice when everybody is happy.
Love,
A happy Mommy

Dear Blog,
Goodnight.
Sincerely,
Always.Faith

PS Here’s my best KC impression…

I think it comes across more as dreadfully pained than slightly amused…LOL!