Meaningless Monday Messages

Dear Weather,
Thanks for mildly cooperating.
Love,
the people building sandcastles on the beach


Dear other people on the beach,
Quit staring. Yes, I'm in the water with my clothes on. Stare at the lady wearing a thong down there if you want to stare.....after all, a forty something, out of shape, splotchy skinned, thong wearer is much more strange than someone wearing a tshirt and skirt in the waves. Get over it. Thankfully though, you don't bother me anymore since I decided to ignore you.
Just thought I'd let you know,
The chick in the water wearing more than a thong


Dear Vacation Rental people.....
Don't advertise high speed and not give the rentees a network password. Furthermore, don't make it necessary to harrass you for three days before finally finding someone who will work with you to correct the situation. And then leave the poor rentees with the huge issue of getting tech support to reset or whatever it takes to get the stupid box in the other room to work again...... The free meal certificate is nice, but you're causing a great deal of inconvenience for the ONE main reason we chose your condo. ARGH.
Sincerely,
The Rentees
PS Also helps if your tech support people don't give a lecture about the legalities of you using an unsecured network nearby since you have no other way to access the internet.


Dear work,
I'm sorry...I haven't been in the mood. Forgive me. I'll get to you soon.
Love,
Happy to be on vacation


Dear blog readers,
I'm sorry.....internet issues....too little time for computer while having fun on vacation....the water's too inviting.......etc etc.....I'll get back soon to you, too.....
Love,
alwaysfaith....................................