Dude. I'm like SO incredibly stuffed. I had so much junk food tonight it isn't even funny! OUCH!
We pawned off the kidlets to various DSS-approved locations and had the night to ourselves.....
Now instead of staying home and catchin up the laundry and chores which desperately (and I DO mean DESPERATELY) need to be attended to.....we decided to get a life. (haha)
SO we called up my cousin and his wife (who also happens to be one of my friends) and went out on a double date. It was so much fun....We had a blast. Now...I totally had the usual amount of dumb moments (thankfully none of them involved a hairdryer or fuses tonight...LOL....and by the way, I'm glad you guys were amused! Hahahaha.....don't worry....I know you're not laughing AT me.....you're laughing WITH me, right? LOL) but most of tonight's only involved my mouth getting ahead of my brain. I'm not sure which is worse. You can replace a fuse, but you can't put words back in your mouth. *sigh* Oh well. I choose to laugh about it. I don't think any of it was "bad" just somewhat embarrassing....LOL.

Anyhow, my stomach is killing me now. I don't think it particularly cared for all that junk food I stuffed in it tonight. The cheese fries were really yummy but I think they are having like serious battles with the ice cream brownie that I dumped in there on top of them. *sigh*
It was rather funny actually....we were out in the restaurant in our town and you know, it's like past our usual "out time" and KC looked around at all the people that were just hanging out and having a good time and was like....wow....I had no idea of the nightlife that happens around here. Ya'll. It was 9:30! ROFL!!!!! I was like...well, no, honey, we're never out at this time of night. Normally we're sitting in the recliner either breathing a sigh of relief that the kids are finally in bed or else we're in a power struggle over getting them there! ROFL! It's so sad. I mean, come on! We're out in our town at NINE-THIRTY and we're amazed at the nightlife! And people, we're not talking a big city here....this is slightly larger than PoDunk. Not exactly Las Vegas kind of nightlife! Ugh, I feel old!
Oh well. It was fun. And now it's 11:30 and tomorrow will be an early morning....unfortunately. I hate scheduled weekends! I really need to get caught up on the laundry. I walked into the bouncer's room this afternoon while I was attempting to do a 15 minute recovery of our house that looks like a tornado hit it, when I smelled something really raunchy! It was the pile of sheets that were....um....soiled the other night. They had laid in a pile in the floor and apparently the cats thought that was their new litter box since it already.....you know....um....smelled like the yellow stuff....so they added to it. PEE-EW!!!! No pun intended! LOL! I put those sheets in the washer with lots of detergent and warm water to soak while we went out. Nas-TY!
Like I said, it would be nice to be able to stay home so that some of this stuff wouldn't happen! Course, then I'd be busy with other stuff....like sleeping in....and being lazy.....but ya know....that's a whole nother story.
Speaking of the sleep stuff.....I'm going to go find some....
Later!
Don't you love how a night on the town and a pile of stinky laundry makes for the best blog posts?
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Hey Faith...I was wondering if you could re-send/e-mail me that story-board again. You know the one with "my" saying on it? I somehow have misplaced that e-mail...and have looked endlessly for it. Surely I didn't delete it! But who knows...especially with how crazy my life has been lately. Thanks girl! :o)
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