Monday Messages: The Abbreviated Edition

Dear Munchkin,
Whining? Has got to stop. Yesterday. Thanks.
Love you.
Mom


Dear Mulch,
Moving you, tired, made me.
Sincerely,
Sore


Dear Self,
You need to buy a back brace if you are going to keep doing this manual labor thing. And don't forget to wear the work gloves.
Honestly,
Your Brain


Dear Life,
Can't figure out how I got all this done and worked full time. Cuz I still haven't found time to do anything fun....like scrapbook. Yuck.
Sincerely,
Still Don't Have Time


Dear K-man,
Hitting people is not nice. Thank you very much.
Love,
Mommy


Dear Eyelids,
Just a few more seconds and I'll allow you to close for the night. Just hang on.
Thanks,
The body connected to you


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Kay that's it for that, but just to record this random conversation from today before it slips my mind......

As I was folding laundry on the bed today and munchkin is sitting on the bed petting the kitty.....

Kitty reaches out a paw and touches her hand.....

"AWWWWW.....bwess youw wittew hawt, kitty!!!! Bwess my wittew Jango's heawt!!!! Mommy, he patted my hand!!!!!" (Translation: Bless your little heart, kitty! Bless my little Jango's heart!!!)

I had to turn my head so she wouldn't see me cracking up.