Monday, May 19, 2008

Monday Messages: The Abbreviated Edition

Dear Munchkin,
Whining? Has got to stop. Yesterday. Thanks.
Love you.

Dear Mulch,
Moving you, tired, made me.

Dear Self,
You need to buy a back brace if you are going to keep doing this manual labor thing. And don't forget to wear the work gloves.
Your Brain

Dear Life,
Can't figure out how I got all this done and worked full time. Cuz I still haven't found time to do anything scrapbook. Yuck.
Still Don't Have Time

Dear K-man,
Hitting people is not nice. Thank you very much.

Dear Eyelids,
Just a few more seconds and I'll allow you to close for the night. Just hang on.
The body connected to you

Kay that's it for that, but just to record this random conversation from today before it slips my mind......

As I was folding laundry on the bed today and munchkin is sitting on the bed petting the kitty.....

Kitty reaches out a paw and touches her hand.....

"AWWWWW.....bwess youw wittew hawt, kitty!!!! Bwess my wittew Jango's heawt!!!! Mommy, he patted my hand!!!!!" (Translation: Bless your little heart, kitty! Bless my little Jango's heart!!!)

I had to turn my head so she wouldn't see me cracking up.


  1. Anonymous8:33 AM

    Awwwww............THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SWEET!!!!!!!

    And can't get any 'fun' time if you spend all your time outside putting out mulch!!!!!!!

    15 minutes at a time!


  2. "Stop whining. Yesterday." That is just good stuff, Faith!!

  3. Dear Faith,

    bwess youw wittew hawt!!!! Bwess wu as wu gwet som west.

    Translation - Bless your little heart. Bless you as you get some rest.


    Pitiful, I know. It's the best I got!!


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