some Friday Funnies

Some of these I've seen before, but they're still cute. Enjoy!

Love....dating....and marriage.....from a kid point of view: (and my comments in italics....free of charge...LOL)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 (ooh....such a boy! argh! i'd say that this also means that if she likes shopping he should keep supplying the money, too, right? haha)

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 (stuck...HA!)

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 (guess that means I've already lived forever and day then....LOL)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 (BWAHAHAHA!!!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 (oh, thats kinda sad....poor Lori)

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (they do? LOL....I mean, they DO!....haha)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 (ROFL!!! Guess the second date is to find out how good their memory is....haha!)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns -- Craig, age 9 (dead columns! Tehehehehe)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 (smart kid!!!)

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7 (maybe not so smart....eighteen to kiss? ROFL!!)

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 (sheesh....i'm glad this isn't a strict rule....I sure wouldn't want to be married to the first guy I kissed. ROFL)

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (amen....you got THAT right, sista....although in all fairness, some girls need someone to clean up after THEM, too.....LOL)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 (LOL)

And finally.....
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. --Ricky, age 10 (now THERE is an intelligent man....I forsee an extremely happy marriage in his future....ROFL!)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA....Happy Friday, ya'll!!!!