Reason #93,279 why I should have stayed in bed this morning:
I wouldn't have been on a very long and very straight stretch of highway that was 55mph while trying to get back home from work after delivering that oh-so-important check that was holding up a great deal of progress on a project at work.
Reason #93,280 why I should have stayed in bed this morning:
I wouldn't have met an unmarked state trooper, on that previously mentioned stretch of highway, who had his lights on before I even got to him b/c I didn't realize how fast I was going.
Reason #93,281 why I should have stayed in bed this morning:
I happened to meet a trooper who asked absolutely no questions except to hand over the license and registration and was completely unaffected by every pathetic tear that dribbled down my face. I didn't do that intentionally, being pulled was just icing on the cake after the day I've had so far and I couldn't help it, but it would have sure been nice if it HAD softened his heart a little bit.
I am SO not laughing. Quite the opposite actually. Now I get to explain this to KC. Joy. Hopefully he will have more pity on me than the trooper. I just want to go back to bed and start the day over again. No, actually, I want to go back to bed and wake up tomorrow. On a day that ISN'T a Monday.