So I'm talking to my friend, Susan, here at work and I am SUDDENLY hit with this BRILLIANT idea.
Yes. It was painful. I'm tellin ya. I'm sure glad I don't get smacked up by them brilliant idea things very often. HAHA.
Anywho, so I have decided that next month, instead of celebrating my 25th birthday, I'm gonna celebrate my FIFTIETH birthday instead. And every year thereafter, I'll just get younger. So by the time I'm fifty, I'll be celebrating my 25th birthday.
And every year I will secretly be happy that I don't look my age. Until, you know, I reach the middle point and I'm celebrating my actual year. ROFL.
Okay. Nuff thinking for one day. I'm going to go do real work now.