Compliments of one of my favorite co-workers, SM. =)
A blonde walked up to the front desk of the
library and said to the librarian:
"I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters for me to keep all the names straight!"
The librarian replied:"Oh, you must be the person who took
our phone book."